http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/ an adult community forum en Sat, 19 May 2012 18:14:51 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/ http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10244&goto=newpost Fri, 11 May 2012 02:52:34 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKlroommhnE Please listen through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKlroommhnE

Please listen through ]]> Entertain Me sensualwordz http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10244 http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10242&goto=newpost Tue, 08 May 2012 19:51:17 GMT SIMPLE TRUTHS SIMPLE TRUTH #1 Partners always help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. ... SIMPLE TRUTHS


SIMPLE TRUTH #1

Partners always help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH #2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats!"
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job!"
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated!"

No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch
in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your pecker is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man simply looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well... last week I sat out here with no shirt on
and I got a stiff neck... So this is your grandma's idea.'

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable
to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will
always remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT
...and remember, life is good! ]]> Jokes and Misc Fun Stuff sensualwordz http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10242 http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10240&goto=newpost Thu, 03 May 2012 02:01:23 GMT Let's make it difficult ... no plurals ... no past tense re: ending in ed ... check the 'Search' engine at the top ... repeats are discouraged ...


Allow ]]> r_d_txn http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10240 http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10238&goto=newpost Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:16:19 GMT California Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection (http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/calif-man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection/) California Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection ]]> News You Can Use rain http://www.exquisitelyerotic.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10238